How to piss off the international community and incur upon your culture accusations of barbarity and backwardness in four easy steps:
- Find a bunch of dolphins or other small cetaceans.
- Get some motorboats and some nets and herd them towards the shore.
- Kill as many dolphins as you can using the government-sanctioned pin-to-the-brain method. Or, if this is inconvenient, whatever’s lying around will do just fine. Clubs, harpoons, pikes, scythes, machetes… it’s all good.
- Peddle the slaughtered to your fellow hungry countrymen. Any survivors go to the highest-bidding aquaria or zoos (where they usually die anyway).
Sounds fun, right?
Hmm… maybe not.
